Built off your gym-rating example: numbered takes, X/10 scores, bro-voice, zero LinkedIn energy. The product never gets its own ad slide — it's always one numbered item mid-list, same voice as everything else.
ONE caps punch word per slide max — like POROSTOU.Rate stuff X/10. Opinions, not tips. "0/10", "this one cooks", "mint", "bro".The sneak rule: product = one numbered item mid-list ("4. PRO TIP: …"), same voice, one line why it slaps. Just like the Calyra slide. The CTA slide stays soft ("bio").Text goes on natively in TikTok. 1080p not 4K. 80% real-feel images, 20% AI. One font + one palette per account. Critical text in center-middle 60%.